Stupid Questions Part 2?

Do fish get thirsty?
Do hummingbirds hum because they don’t know the words?
Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
Do mass murderers kill only in church?
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world ‘up over’?
Do pilots take crash-courses?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as “4′s”?
Do Scottish Terriers get Scotch Tape worms?
Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
Do steam rollers really roll steam?
Do television evangelists do more than lay people? –Stanley Ralph Moss
Do vampires get AIDS?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do witches run spell checkers?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter? –Steven Wright
Does a man-eating shark eat women, too?
Does an analyst have to be anal? –Adam Rifkin
Does killing time damage eternity?
Does that screwdriver belong to Phillip?
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
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4 Responses to “Stupid Questions Part 2?”

  • OOH LA LA! Awesome stupid questions!!!.

  • I need answers!:

    what? to many questions!!!! lol lost me at the 3 rd one down

  • Not for water or piss
    they know the words… sort of
    I thought ravens had ravenous appetites
    no infancy is more closely related to aging… just like old people babies need someone to take care of them and change their diapers
    The only way for jellyfish to get gas is to eat jellybeans prepared by Mexicans
    Yup, that’s why they’re called mass murderers and not temple murderers
    Well if they’re down under then above them is up over, to the left and above would be left over to the right above would be right over etc
    Only if they plan on being kamikaze pilots
    Yes
    Yes
    I thought that was what meteors cleaned themselves with
    Nope they lied to you when you got them
    Hold on let me ask my aunt
    No they don’t have any bodily fluids
    Only the ones who are hypocrites
    Let me ask my mom
    Not if you take him to the woods… if he’s a deaf mime then it doesn’t matter where you shoot him
    1,000,000,000
    well he couldn’t use his photo id now could he?
    no, the world is sexist
    probably
    yes, you could very well ruin the space time continuum
    I thought it belonged to Bob the Builder
    in the movie they looked like seashells
    Now a question for you…
    WHY DO THESE ALL SOUND SO FAMILIAR?

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